hyperventilation

I just applied to grad school. I can no longer edit or tinker with my statement of purpose. I paid $65 and they might not accept me. I have less than $2,000 in my checking account. My net worth is something like -$xx,xxx, even with that readjustment check I get after returning home from the Peace Corps. Merciful heavens.

I'm so poor and so screwed.

[Editor's note: Obviously this is not an accurate presentation of things. I am only freaking out. No one who is applying to grad school rather than for employment can be that screwed.]